Oh, hello there....

Hello and welcome, gentle reader, to the internet sensation that is ‘Man Date’. It was created, or so the tale goes, when the Universe was in its infancy as a means of spreading knowledge and wisdom throughout the realms. Forbidden during the Dark Ages and driven into obscurity, it was resurrected when the Archangel, Gabriel, heralded its arrival into the modern era.

Today, ‘Man Date’ continues its vehement dedication to stimulate the minds and awaken the senses of those who read it. It is with great regret, however, that I inform you that the contributing authors are perhaps the most infantile group of people this side of the loony bin. It sickens me to think that in this modern day and age, people like us are permitted to spew forth their insidious dribble across the internet where it may corrupt and defile the most innocent and gifted of minds.

But we won’t let a silly thing like mass stupification stand in the way of our true nature and purpose.